Today was a million-dollar day. Not because I won the lottery or anything, and certainly not because my apartment is in great shape, what with the unpacked boxes making it a disaster area. It was also not due to the fact that I forgot to buy shower curtain rods and had to shower with no shower curtain. Today was a million-dollar day because I never felt like throwing up. Not once!
Also, I wrote two kick-butt stories and I feel like a real reporter. I actually worked all day, and never once thought about the chair bandit. I did twirl my hair, though. But that’s to be expected as long as I’m not bald and have the use of a thumb and one finger.