I got a spam e-mail from someone named Crap the other day, and I seriously considered opening it.
Hey, is there something wrong with me if I laugh uncontrollably during a scene in a scary movie in which someone is beating a zombie to death with a video camera? I think not.
Nor is anything wrong with me if I find a coffee creamer commercial hilarious. I think we should all stand around holding cups of coffee and just laaaaaaaughing. Ahahaha! Come on, try it. Hold your coffee just so. No, no, I’m not seeing enough teeth. You must not really enjoy your coffee, Crap.