"Sharks rampage in Australia"
My biggest concern is have they taken to rampaging on land? Also, are
they destroying property or just threatening old ladies? Have they
set fire to anything yet? What’s that you say? They can’t set fire to
anything in the ocean? You make a valid point.
How much of their rampaging has to do with the fact that they’re
Australian? I’d probably rampage too if I were Australian and could
never sleep, because I was a shark.