Mouse traps from Commissioners
Getting shot in the face with a Nerf gun by Judge Porter
Sleeping until 2 p.m. on Christmas Eve
Not permanently injuring my back while hunching over the kids’ gifts like a mad scientist
Getting called Sarash for the first time in a while
Friends who text Christmas Vacation quotes
Watching Jazz kick the puppy’s butt all the way back to Chinatown
Coming soon…
Laughing until I cry with my immediate family