Me to Jessica: "If the newspaper were a beefalo, you would be
filleting it out."
Jessica told me she wanted a beefalo — a cross between a cow and a
buffalo — because the name was cute. I told her to buy a tangelo and
call it even. Then she said something about laying out the paper, but
it sounded like she said "filleting it out," so I made the above pun.
Which is pretty brill.