ride-along notes that will probably not be officially published but that i wanted to share anyway

With a radar system like “Stalker,” the Highway Patrol sets its observational standards pretty high. As we crested a hill in a 45-mph zone, the sun hit our eyes. “See that guy,” Gerry said. “He’s going to pop over the hill going fast.” Sure enough, the car is speeding at 59 mph. Gerry hit the […]

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time for friday heds

Hamlet says mules created by donkeys and horses ‘matting’ Scientists scratch their heads I am evil because of lack of calories Column by Jessica Oliver West distributing sunshine to cranky co-workers Underling chafed by underthings, refuses joy and happiness City of Bolivar proposes creating ordinances just to annoy me Bluto offers to help council craft […]

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a controlled spill

Dipping cookie in coffee. Cookie falls in coffee. Hand goes in coffee mug to retrieve cookie. Coffee overflows all over desk. Eat cookie first. Clean later. Controlled spill worth it.

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