“What’s up with you and the Chinese nation?”
Patty is somehow suddenly friends with a lot of Chinese people on Facebook.

Mulling over a seahorse purchase inevitably leads to…


Hydros are no longer cutting it

A stoner’s contribution to “Tomorrow’s Woman”

Stay classy, Pedophile Outpost

What I believe to mean “marijuana,” due to my training and expertise

This might be an improvement

This is the thanks I get for good-natured Facehacking

Yes, you do. Actually, even older and senile-r.

I’m apparently the help desk for elderly people with iPhones

[In David Morse code] Breaking news from the courtroom…