Probably about a month ago, I brought a banana to work for a snack.

When I peeled the banana, it was clearly past its prime. So I threw it away in my trash can. Unpeeled.

Our cleaning crew quit or was fired — who knows — and we’ve been responsible for throwing out our own trash and doing the cleaning ourselves.

I was gone for a week when my husband had surgery, and the banana remained in the trash can…

Now gnats plague all of the employees, and they all wonder where they came from. It was me. I’m sorry, but it was me.

It’s Wolfie! Let him in!

I’m so horribly obsessed with Jan Terri. I’ve totally nailed her dance moves from “Get Down Goblin.” Matt told me he had never been more attracted to me.

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