I really can’t think of anything to tell you to help you understand what’s wrong with me. So I’ll just list some things I like and some things I do and maybe you can put it together.
I like: Scary things like “American Horror Story” and “The Walking Dead” and “True Blood” (the script-writing is getting scarier); funny things like “The Office” and “Parks and Recreation” and “Community” and “Saturday Night Live”; food like cheddar cheese and chocolate but not together and French fries and blackberries and ice cream and caramel corn made by my mother, who died in 2011; my mom; my nieces and nephews; my husband; writing; most of my family; sleeping late; my cat, Chevy, like Chevy Chase not like Chevrolet; music like The Shins and Beck and Animal Collective and Sam Cooke.
I do: Reporting and writing and editing and video for a community newspaper in Missouri; occasional baking; reading; TV- and movie-watching; tickling of aforementioned husband; playing with cat (not an innuendo); hacking of Patty’s Facebook; making of jokes.
Me and my mom: